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The real Surfboard guy hosts a podcast he created to get the word out. The Professor founder hosts a weekly podcast called Surfboard Guys which tells stories of one man who catches waves using his surfboard.
1) Do not say: “I’m riding an electric Surfboard”
2) Do not say: “I need a surfboard”
3) Do not say: “I’m about to buy one”
4) Do not say: “I’m looking for a better board”
5) Do not say: “I’m hoping to get in the water this season.”
6) Do not say: “I need help getting a surfboard.”
7) Do not say: “I’ve been waiting so long for this moment to happen!”
8) Do not say: “I can’t wait to see my team in action”
9) Do not say: “I’m excited to go surfing”
10) Do not say: “It’s a great opportunity”
11) Do not say: “I’ve never been this happy before.”
12) Do not say: “I need some surf board tips”
13) Do not say: “I need a professional surfboard manufacturer.”
14) Do not say: “I’m just trying to get in the water this season”
15) Do not say: “I’m ‘Super Happy’ right now”
16) Do not say: “Now I’m gonna forget about this”
17) Do not say: “Is this really real? I am just dreaming right now”
18) Do not say: “I have a million questions”
19) Do not say: “I’m so stoked”
20) Do not say: “I’m gonna go do this in the next day or two”
21) Do not say: “I’ve never been this excited”
22) Do not say: “I am always looking for better surfboard manufactures”
23) Do not say: “I’m having a blast”
24) Do not say: “It’s OK if I don’t finish the whole surfboard.”
25) Do not say: “I’m not finished yet”
26) Do not say: “It’s awesome”
27) Do not say: “I’m always changing boards”
28) Do not say: “There’s nothing out there”
29) Do not say: “One day, I’m gonna get this”
30) Do not say: “Not buying a surfboard right now.”
31) Do not say: “This is my lucky day”
32) Do not say: “It would be crazy to buy one”
